Val Pennington files this Oceanside Tonight dispatch from the almost-true newsroom.
Val Pennington covers the Qualicum Beach property tax deadline: July 2, a 5 percent penalty after that, another 5 percent after October 31, and a 6.5 percent municipal property tax increase for 2026.
Source: Town of Qualicum Beach, Property Tax: https://qualicumbeach.com/town-services/bills/property-taxes/
By my count, the 2026 increase is six point five percent.
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