Grant Marlowe files this Oceanside Tonight dispatch from the almost-true newsroom.
Grant Marlowe covers Parksville's 2026 Canada Day plan: a changed parade endpoint, extra barricades, more signage, Community Park access rules, bike valet, cake time, and the city gently suggesting dogs skip the civic noise duty.
Source: City of Parksville, Celebrate Canada Day 2026 in Parksville: https://www.parksville.ca/cms/wpattachments/wpID135atID12922.pdf
Parksville has released its official plan for Canada Day, and the main point is straightforward.
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