Got something worth Grant's attention? Send it.

What we want

• Things you've seen happen in Parksville, Qualicum, Nanoose, Errington, Coombs, or anywhere on the Oceanside
• Council decisions that would be funnier if someone translated them
• Geese being entitled
• Out-of-province plates doing things
• Anything that starts with "you'd never believe what they're doing now"

How to send

Email tips@oceansidetonight.com

One sentence is plenty. We do not need photos, names, or evidence — Grant will fictionalize appropriately. We won't quote you, attribute you, or republish anything you send. Tips are strictly raw material.

What we don't cover

Real harm to real people. Real grievances against real neighbours. Anything that punches down at vulnerable groups. We're satirizing institutions, bureaucracy, and the weird small-town tics — not anyone's actual rough day.

If a tip toes that line, we'll just quietly not run it.