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Parksville turns tax payment into homework

Val Pennington covers Parksville accepting credit and debit card payments for property taxes and utility bills through OptionPay. Convenience, now with a processing fee and homework.

By grant malone · PARKSVILLE · · 1 min read
Parksville turns tax payment into homework

Val Pennington files this Oceanside Tonight dispatch from the almost-true newsroom.

Val Pennington covers Parksville accepting credit and debit card payments for property taxes and utility bills through OptionPay. Convenience, now with a processing fee and homework.

By my count, the free option arrived after the fee option got the microphone.

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