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Parksville's $100K sandcastle move.

Parksville's grant receipt includes roads, water, radio towers, emergency prep, and a $100K sandcastle relocation. Val has the calculator. Almost true local news.

By grant malone · PARKSVILLE · · 1 min read
Parksville's $100K sandcastle move.

Val Pennington files this Oceanside Tonight dispatch from the almost-true newsroom.

Parksville's grant receipt includes roads, water, radio towers, emergency prep, and a $100K sandcastle relocation. Val has the calculator. Almost true local news.

By my count, that is not infrastructure.

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